Pen tricks? Ya I can do a few pen tricks.

I thought I was pretty good at the pen spinning thing but I bow down within the immense shadow that these Masters cast. I am not worthy even to show you this video…

Cougar Defined

The term "Cougar" describes a woman in her forties who smokes drinks and prowls clubs and pubs on the hunt for fresh meat (young viral men in their twenties). Cougars tend to be divorced and sometimes with cubs. The most successful cougars are those who married well and got huge divorce settlements. Lesser Cougars clawed their way to the top and made their own money. Species characteristics, according to one source, include an avid consumption of home products such as tinfoil and/or Cheez Whiz and a have limited interest/capacity for technology. Diet leans toward high fat content but Cougars are usually in shape due to genetics and extensive shopping, dinner party planning and traveling habits. There is a less expensive subspecies that commonly wears yellow Spandex, 6 inch high heels shoes and faux Value Village fir coat. Instead of the bar as hunting grounds, this modified version stalks the produce section of your local grocery store. Common name for this subspecies is Spandex Grandma and can be identified by home hair dye job and pony tail which pulls face wrinkles flat. What is common of all Cougars is that they all wear lots of makeup, Lee press-on nails and goddy jewelry.

Wheee!

Two fold reason for posting this. First is that it is the right thing to do and second is that people always say to me Dr. BB, what it the best advice can give me about my PC? My comment is to dump Microsoft's Internet Explore as your internet connector and get Firefox instead. Firefox is way much very more betterer then anything ever created ever-ever. The following video is educational, heart wrenching and based on a true story. I hope it will help explain everything to open your eyes to a new beginning - Wheee!

WTF?!!?

Nothing to say really - What can you say about it? It's a natural human behavior but some how just not right - WTF

Hoffta See This

Remember what I said eailier about the Hoff thinking he was... ..well.... ...never mind, just go and check out this video and you'll get my point!!!

Hoffta See this

Train wreck....can't....look....a.....way.......Kit get me out of here!

Back in the Day

I am sure that all of us have done something that in the past, back in collage, that we are not very proud of. For me it was that ex-hooker, mother of three - ya - not so proud. The short of the story is that I am getting over it and I am moving on with my life. Why am I sharing this with you - well I want a friend of mine to face up to his past and be "OK" with it. The man is a respectful man with good job - just got promoted in fact - and I hate to see him lament over his troubled past. Word has it that he has has shown very aggressive tendencies towards a group of his co-workers when they confronted him about this past by throwing objects across the room in anger. Even when asked mano a mano, he denies his past and tries to brush it off like nothing happened. Well, this is why I am putting up this posting on my blog. I know he is a regular reader of my blog and maybe in my little way I can help him see the light of clear guilt free future. Here is a web site with some relaxing sounds that should help you calm the anger and accept who and what you really are - Ass Man - we ARE listening...

The More You Know

I attended a local music festival this Canada Day weekend (oh by the way, happy belated Canada Day!) and I ran into a friend of mine that I used to work with back in my summer camp and canoe instructing days. She is one of those friends that can and will talk about anything – anytime - anywhere no matter who is around. She is just a straight forward no holds bard kinda girl that is a little crazy at times and that’s why I like her. We got onto the topic of “shit” and she relayed some interesting trivia to me.

Did you know that the word “shit” came from a long, long time ago in a land not so far off?

When the benefits of manure were discovered and it was being shipped all over the world as bails in the hulls of big leaky wooden ships. If the poop bails was placed at the bottom of the ship, the water would get at them and make a huge stinky mess. Therefore, the ship dudes, in all there wisdom decided to make sure that the poop bails where not placed at the bottom of the ships but instead high in the hull where water was less likely to get at them and cause the previously mentioned stinky mess. To ensure this happened, a stamp was placed on the side of the poop bails with the letters S-H-I-T meaning that the bails were to be Shipped High In Transit. Now you know!

Awkward E

This is a great comic strip if you are into sick and twisted humour like I. Enjoy! It says so much and yet so very little. Click the pic to check out the plethora of Cyanide and Happiness strips.

Everyone Loves to Hate The Hoff

If you look at this picture, I mean REALLY look at it - deep into Dave's eyes - what is he saying to you? "YEAH! - I have a BIG metal POLE! Seriously though, the guys thinks he is a huge rock star, an amazing actor and a sexy hunk ta-boot! Well I guess he really is all of these in Germany. Give it a shot and type in The Hoff on Google and you'll be suprized with what you find. This is where I found this beauty of a B&W. I plan to get it silk screened on a sheet and then tack the sheet onto my ceiling above my bed. It will help both me and my wifes sex life. When she is looking up she can dream of the best Hoffing she has ever had and when I am looking up I can just look deep in to those eyes and ... ...well... ... just get lost in the moment. Here are all kinds of digitally "re-mastered" pics of the Hoffer himself. I personally like the soap dispenser one. Sorry for no link to that one. I saw it but now that I want to share it, I can't find it again. If you find it let let me know.
I feel for the guy - not in a lovey dovey way (as long as I don't look into those eyes... ...sigh...) but because he really truely thinks that he is one of the greatest entertainers of our time. He had a big pay-for-view concert the same day that OJ Simpson was doing the ol' slow speed chase in the infamous white Bronco. The concert was a total flop. There was a total of 13 people who tuned in to watch it - one was his mother but she fell asleep and missed it!! Gotta hand it to the guy - he keeps his chin up and his jackets 80's leather - becsue it looks oh so good on him. He is on a supposid come back with Simons new show. It should be fun watching him try to make everybody understand that he is kewl, that he is sexy, that he is the one and only HOFF

A Creek is Born

Good day and welcome to day 12 - OK technically its only day 1 but if you are a 30 something, Canadian, and watched way to much TV when you where in school, then you will know where that comes from.

As you scroll through this blog you will likely be bored or at the very most, slightly ammused. You will find pics, clips, links, raves, rants, a plethora of spellig errors, and words that don't really mean anything to anyone. If you have comments to share, good or bad, please let lose and fire away!

Cheers - DBB